[...okay that gets him to crack a smile in the mirror]

Hi, I'm Mikleo. Usually I'm invisible to ninety-nine percent of the population and that's why this experience of speaking to a crowd is a little overwhelming. I'm not human, but right now I could probably pass since all the operative things about being a seraph aren't working properly. There's two people I know here, but I hadn't seen either of them for months before this so it was a real shock along with all the other shocks.

What weird things do you have going on?