Well, we are talking telepathically in a place that is most decisively not Italy, are from two completely different times if what you say is true, and have been, at least in my case, given a strange new power with what I'm used to using taken away in return. Though unlikely, I agree, us somehow being from the same Italy would be far from the most improbable thing that could happen here. I'm willing to pretend for a fellow countryman.
But I-...
And school. Really?