voice + images

[splinten]

Hey. I have access now to what we'd need to make our own clothing. If you need anything in particular made, I can produce something durable enough for the conditions back at the Hub without forcing you out into the Badlands for the grave and unforgivable crime of not having money.

Of course, you might not have an idea what you want. In that case, there are already some designs I'm working on that might interest a discerning fashionista.

[What he sends visually is... bad. Horrible, awful, unbearable, bad.

Worse yet, he also provides images of patterned skirts, leggings, pants, and even a suit. All in this criminally terrible style. Yet the workmanship seems to be really good.]

I'll only ask the cost to cover the materials for whatever you need. Just let me know.

Comments

[splinten]

You're welcome, I'll get you three.

[witchwithoutacause]

Okay so what the shit is this actually?

[splinten]

Clothing. I thought that was obvious.

[witchwithoutacause]

You know what? That's the only answer I needed to hear.

How much for an entire fucking suit?

[splinten]

[HE GIVES A QUOTE because money, let's just say it is a reasonable amount to pay for an entire fucking suit that is also visually atrocious]

Maybe a little more or less depending on how much cloth you'd require and the quality of buttons you'd like.

[witchwithoutacause]

[ Amanda's concept of how much things are worth isn't rock solid but this sounds acceptable. ]

Guess you'll have to take my measurements then? Nice buttons would... kinda be appreciated too I guess.

[splinten]

[Perfect, he can make the buttons nice to ironically contrast the horribleness of the art.]

Unless you want to take the measurements yourself. I can give you a more accurate quote whenever you decide which you prefer.

[witchwithoutacause]

[ Genius. ]

I had my men's clothing measurements taken just not that long ago either... ah well, I'll do it again.

[splinten]

[Oh so she wants it in a masculine style. He can do that.]

Send them over when you're ready and I'll make the suit up.

[witchwithoutacause]

[ She looks pretty good like that. And who knows when she's gonna need it? ]

Okay but if I can't figure it out I'll just have to come find you.

[splinten]

That's fine. [HE GIVES HER A STREET ADDRESS, THAT IS A PLACE, WHICH IS WHERE HE IS.] Let me know in advance if you're coming by.

[witchwithoutacause]

[ A place, with a name and number to locate it with. ]

Really missing Google.