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[billionboy]

OH, SHIT, CAESAR-- [ The voice sounds panicked since he is accesses the telepathy first to get obviously Caesar's attention before -- ] FUCK -- shit -- rocks! Ah! That hur-- ow! How long is -- goddamn hill! Ack! Ow-ow-ow-- shitfuckass!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

...Oof.

[ Long pause, muffled. ] I tripped.

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[fivefingerdeathpunch]

[Alright, Jotaro's just been half-listening at this point because that's a lot of chatter, but some things you pick up! Some things like ridiculous names that only certain relatives bear.]

How do either of you know that name?

[girasole]

I trained with him for a month in Italy. Please. I could ask you the same question.

[fivefingerdeathpunch]

Bullshit, Caesar Zeppeli died fifty years ago.

[girasole]

[...] ... [...he has to think about this for a second.] I never told anyone my family name here. [No. He has not. Who are you????????????] Who the hell are you, you bastard? Jotaro...what?

[billionboy]

[ ................... ]

Caesar, are you a ghost? You should have told me that you were a ghost, man. You're like the third ghost I've met in my life. That's a lot of ghosts... now that I think about it.

[girasole]

Do I look like a ghost? And if I was a ghost then you'd be screwed because then you'd have to hobble back to town because I'm dead and can't carry you.

[billionboy]

Well, no... but I saw some really solid-looking ghosts before...

I really don't want to have to hobble all the way back.

[girasole]

...I probably don't want to know, but I have to ask: when did you see...solid-looking ghosts. [Were you stoned at the time? Again? Dude. Or wa- who knows at this point. Either way they're going to be talking shit NOT via telepathy once they regroup about Jotaro the possible creeper because ??? ??? ??????? ????????????]

[fivefingerdeathpunch]

I'm his grandson.

[Surprise, motherfucker!]

[girasole]

You can't be his grandson.

[Wait for it...] He's never had a girlfriend. The thought of him... [...reproducing. Marrying? Having a long term relationship? This can't be right. Joseph Joestar reproducing. Really. Really? Him being in a committed long term relationship? Really? The mind boggles.]

[fivefingerdeathpunch]

He and Grandma Suzie got married after... everything. [He's not getting into what little he knows about the Pillar Men in public, and not when Okuyasu still needs help.] They had a daughter, and she had me.

[Is that good enough, or does he need to get in on the mirror selfie action few days late?]

[girasole]

...of course he got married to her. Of course that's why he wanted me to turn around the car. Of course that's why he...

[Sud- well, it's not like he was completely blindsided but it's kind of...

...

At the time he thought, "What the fuck, man, nobody's going to want to-" And then this.] Do you have it. He said that everyone in his family had it. [The birthmark.]

[billionboy]

Well, he's someone that I know in my world, Jotaro.

[ Mm, but how? It's not like he can talk about all that Stand business, right? He'll sound real weird. ] See, my friend's the, uh, wait. That's not really my business to be spreading out his business to anyone who can hear when he's not even around to really say anything about it.

[ Um. ] He's this old geezer that's the, no, that's still getting into, well, I mean he's connected to my friend and I'm connected to my friend through being friends. And he's also related to Jotaro-san. Not you. He's Jotaro Kujo. He's a really cool and reliable guy.

[billionboy]

Oh. But...

You're okay, too, Jotaro.

[fivefingerdeathpunch]

[Why is everything so confusing.]

My name's Kujo too.

[Wait. Wait, that whole thing with F.F. the other night, claiming she was friends with his daughter in the future. Is that what's going on here?]

What year is it?

[1/2]

[billionboy]

EH?! NO WAY!

[billionboy]

It's ... 2000....

[ Long pause. ]

Are you... are you really Jotaro Kujo?! Really? Really?!

[fivefingerdeathpunch]

Apparently. From 1988.

[He sounds more done than anything. What the hell kind of power has this Qri got?]

[billionboy]

That's insane! That's really, really insane! You can't be Jotaro Kujo! But you say that you are! That's ridiculous, isn't it?! Isn't that a little ridiculous!

[ Uh. Wait a second. ]

Jotaro-san! [ 'Cause if he is "Jotaro," he feels weird not calling him such. ] Um... do you know... do you know what a... a Stand is?

[girasole]

...

[He's not going to believe Jotaro on the grandson thing just yet because Joseph Joestar having kids is so wrong on so many levels, but...] Okuyasu. I'm from 1939.

[billionboy]

That far back?! I wasn't even born then!

not here;

[tropism]

[ mamma mia did he just - ]

[fivefingerdeathpunch]

Yes, I know what a Stand is.

[Since Caesar's apparently covering the time thing...]

[1/3]

[billionboy]

You do...

Then, you're already fighting him, then? Or, are you finished?! Is that over? But if it isn't-- um! I don't know if this will change anything, but I have something to ask you, Jotaro-san! In person. It's kind of important!

[billionboy]

Though... though if I ask you that... it might change my future...