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[billionboy]

OH, SHIT, CAESAR-- [ The voice sounds panicked since he is accesses the telepathy first to get obviously Caesar's attention before -- ] FUCK -- shit -- rocks! Ah! That hur-- ow! How long is -- goddamn hill! Ack! Ow-ow-ow-- shitfuckass!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

...Oof.

[ Long pause, muffled. ] I tripped.

Comments

[songbird_slayer]

[Your voice screams 'hardcore punk'. Jeez, she really did find this world's Ronnie, didn't she? At least there was a comfort in that constant.]

Goodness, I bet this Tonio adored you as a guest! There's nothing more a pleasure to a culinarian than a glowing review with such passion. Perhaps I should have you review my cooking sometime...

[billionboy]

He was a real good guy! [ Another cheerful laugh. ]

Really? Ya'd actually cook for me? Well, yer just sayin' maybe... but I wouldn't mind. Who would turn down free food? But also a lady with such a nice voice and involved in lots of uh, soft things has to have like a soft flavor to her cooking. I think! So that'd be nice to see!

[songbird_slayer]

Something you'll learn of the women of my kind is that we're just as happy to offer a punch to the face in greeting as a meat bun to a new friend or comrade. Sometimes both!

Consider it a xaela handshake.

[billionboy]

Ya punch then ya feed 'em, then?

[songbird_slayer]

Well. I mean, if that's what churns your butter...

[billionboy]

No! My butter, uh, don't churn from being punched. Even by pretty girls!

[songbird_slayer]

[A positively delighted laugh. Oh, you're fun.]

Fair enough! Just the food, then. When we find a place that lets me get my hands on some ingredients, I'll feed you as a 'nice to meet you'.

[billionboy]

That's really nice! Really nice! I'll be sure to give a good review. No, great review! But is there anything else I can do?

[songbird_slayer]

I come with no strings, only the realization that I arrive to this particular world among a sea of strangers and offer my hand in friendship.

If you'll have me, of course.

[billionboy]

Is that so?

Of course! Only real scum would turn down someone's wish to be friends in this situation!

[songbird_slayer]

Your enthusiasm, even in the face of so many bruises and a spill along the hills, is simply contagious! Thank you. You're a good egg, Okuyasu.

[billionboy]

Like I said, only real trash and scum would turn down a lady's kind request for friendship! Regardless of the situation!

You're welcome... and thank you.