[OPENING] mass visual telepathy log

[spellheal]

[Genette has provided everyone a portion of mirror, which they're free to do whatever they want to with it BUT the idea is that they introduce themselves to the telepathy network with a video feed, showcasing their face. Otherwise, the coven might just get an endless stream of grass, sand or hut wall.

If you're willing to commit to the exercise, here is your intro log for doing so! Hold up the mirror piece, introduce yourself and receive a broadcast from your fellow mages.

Because this is an open post, tag around like you would a typical log community post!]

Comments

[parodeity]

[ somewhere, davesprite just got really annoyed.

dave's lips quirk upwards into an actual tiny smile. ]

How should I give you a fightin' chance, then?

[windeity]

[Success.]

Okay, you obviously know my weakness is that I really do not care that much about things that should be embarrassing, so you could at least give me a hint of leverage that I can use to help me win. That would be the gentlemanly thing to do as a knight and all.

[parodeity]

Technically a knight only has to be gentlemanly to a lady, probably?

[windeity]

Uh no I am pretty sure heirs are even above ladies? So. [Shrug.]

[parodeity]

Are you suggestin' I call you "my liege" and swear fealty or somethin'.

[windeity]

I would say "I bet you wouldn't" but I know that is also a losing bet, too. What is fealty anyway? Like loyalty?

[parodeity]

Yeah, it's like, bein' loyal and faithful to the lord you're bound to or whatever. It doesn't have to be to a person, it can be an idea. Like the pledge of allegiance. In this case however it would involve you wearin' dumbass tights and me lookin' badass in armor I guess?

[windeity]

Wait why do I have to wear tights? What does that have to do with you pledging allegiance or whatever?

[parodeity]

I am pretty sure fancy princes or heirs get to wear tights, if we go back to the days of yore?

[windeity]

Heirs also get fancy crowns and capes so maybe it wouldn't be that bad. Not that I plan on wearing tights. I am not even sure tights are available here?

[parodeity]

I am pretty sure we could make tights.

[windeity]

I am not wearing tights unless I get a crown. And even then I am not wearing tights, so forget it.

[parodeity]

It is ok to accept and acknowledge that you don't have the legs for tights.

[windeity]

My legs are fine and now you're just distracting me from the original point!

[parodeity]

My legs are way better than your legs? Also like you even remember what the original point was.

[windeity]

Your legs are longer, not better. And the point was giving me a cheat code in the bet that you started.

[parodeity]

Nah, they are much more shapely than your legs?? Also I never agreed to give you a cheat code.

[windeity]

You should agree because I'm also your second-favorite? [Look he knows he can't compete with Rose.] Also at least my arms are better than yours.

[parodeity]

[ it gets one of his tiny grins, anyway. ]

You're my first-favorite when it comes to dudes.

[ ROSE CAN'T COMPETE IN THAT CATEGORY ON BASIS OF BEING DISQUALIFIED BY BEING A GIRL. ]

And ok, maybe your arms are better than mine, but you are basically confirmin' that my legs are better than yours.

[ what the fuck are they talking about, by the way. ]

[windeity]

[Double success. He's coming to value those now that he can see his friends in real time.]

All the more reason then. So if your legs are better and my arms are better does that just mean together we make a pretty ripped dude? [Who knows. Who let them have access to the mirrors.]

[parodeity]

Ladies watch out if we get copy-pasted into one totally buff man.

[ someone take their access away immediately. ]

[windeity]

I can't believe you want us to turn into a shitty photoshop jay-peg. [Yes, that is how he's pronouncing it. Fight him.]

[parodeity]

I would even get us a comic sans tattoo.

[windeity]

I don't want a tattoo though, so you can put it on the legs. I'm afraid to imagine what kind you would even pick.

[parodeity]

I would obviously get a heart-shaped tattoo that says "Mom". Isn't that like, the quintessential tattoo?