[OPENING] mass visual telepathy log

[spellheal]

[Genette has provided everyone a portion of mirror, which they're free to do whatever they want to with it BUT the idea is that they introduce themselves to the telepathy network with a video feed, showcasing their face. Otherwise, the coven might just get an endless stream of grass, sand or hut wall.

If you're willing to commit to the exercise, here is your intro log for doing so! Hold up the mirror piece, introduce yourself and receive a broadcast from your fellow mages.

Because this is an open post, tag around like you would a typical log community post!]

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[windeity]

[Oh my god why.]

Uh. Why is that a semi-open thing? [ROSE????]

[grimdeity]

Well, I tend to be somewhat of a private person, so I'd be somewhat picky about in what situation I shed my clothes in the woods. Sorry, we can't all be as open as you, John.

[windeity]

[!!! ANGRY SQUAWKING?]

Hey! I would leave my clothes on at all times under the moon. Don't give people the wrong idea, Rose.

[parodeity]

Yeah Rose you know Egbert can't handle the idea of someone catchin' sight of his ankles. He's unwed?

[ says dave, arguably the most easily flustered of the four, ]

[windeity]

[Since this is video what if he just sticks his tongue out??? WHY DO HIS FRIENDS SUCK?]

[parodeity]

[ congrats, dave chuckles. it's not a full blown laugh, but. ]

[grimdeity]

My apologies, John, I forgot you were saving your ankles for your wedding night. Your future wife and/or husband will be honored by your purity.

[windeity]

[IGNORING DAVE LAUGHING AT HIM. He also just looks a little frazzled?]

Leave my ankles out of this. [A pause.] Why is there an "and" in that sentence, Rose? That is one too many people. [Stop with your quadrants immediately. And then almost belatedly:] And husband. Why--no. You know what, never mind, just stop.

[parodeity]

[ IGNORING BEING IGNORED, HE DRAWLS: ]

Guess he doesn't wanna marry us, Rose. We'll need to like, go on a quest to mend our broken hearts.

[grimdeity]

I don't know if breakage this severe can be repaired, Dave. I'm shattered. Torn asunder.

[parodeity]

Damn. Guess our only other option is to record a depressin' music video about the wreckage of our teen romance and make millions? Like, it's that or eat an entire tub of ice cream. Possibly a pool? Who knew Egbert was a heartbreaker.

[grimdeity]

Record a music video featuring us eating ice cream in a pool. Make millions. I know, I didn't see it coming either. Yet, here we are.

[parodeity]

What should we use our soon-to-be wealth on?

[grimdeity]

Is it not obvious? We buy John's love.

[parodeity]

Wait for us and our ridiculous cold hard cash, Egbert.

[windeity]

I take back what I said, you are no longer the favorite.

[parodeity]

Don't lie, John, it's totally unbecomin'.

[windeity]

It's not a lie if it's true! [He's having a hard time holding his serious expression but!!!] You can't prove that.

[parodeity]

Sure I can. You're still talkin' to me, aren't you?

[grimdeity]

It's called polyamory, and it's perfectly normal in many cultures, John. Trolls just happen to be one of them. [ she wasn't TALKING QUADRENTS ] And obviously the implication was that you could marry a man, if you so wished.

[windeity]

I know and that is fine but that is still one too many people? [HE NEEDS NEW FRIENDS ANYWAY.] And that's not a thing I wish for? I don't want to marry anyone right now since we are kind of stuck on an island.

I am going to regret asking this but can we go back to talking about the moon instead?

[grimdeity]

All right, Mr Monogamy. [ you're stuck with these friends, john ] Obviously your marriage would be in the future, not now. Don't be absurd.

Actually, do we even have a moon here? We're an island in space, do we have any satellite objects attached to us?

[windeity]

Thank you. [FFS John. There's a sound that may be one of consideration though.]

But I don't know. I didn't really think about it since I sort of just assumed there would be one. Maybe it is just a very small one?

[grimdeity]

Perhaps. We'll have to look into the matter. It's always possible there's an illusion of a moon, instead.

[windeity]

That would make the most sense since we are still surrounded by infinite space. And anyway, there has to be some sort of orbit or gravitational pull if it's a floating island. Do you think maybe the island itself just hasn't rotated far enough? [How does space science work.]