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spellminders2017-11-07 08:03 pm
enflame) wrote in spellminders2017-11-07 08:03 pm
( ett • voice & video )
( At first there's not a video feed, just a very simple yet disgruntled question: )
Does anyone around here know how to knit? I feel like I have to be missing something.
( In an effort to illustrate the point, there's suddenly a telepathic video stream attached, showcasing what appears to be a muddled ball of yarn; someone may or may not have resorted to trying to rub or melt it together because knitting is obviously just some type of witchcraft.
Hands attempt to pull it apart to showcase the expert craftsmanship that went into this mess -- there's also the sound of rain, as well as a small voice in the background that keeps shouting FUCK! over and over again with varied levels of intensity. The culprit is a chubby Elto baby that's crawling around just out of sight, a thick stick grasped firmly in their hand. )
Lisko! No bad words! -- Regardless, I have a suspicion that the problem is more so with the type of...materials...since they don't want to stick together no matter what I do.
( Or Emil's just an idiot, which is only somewhat more likely. )
Does anyone around here know how to knit? I feel like I have to be missing something.
( In an effort to illustrate the point, there's suddenly a telepathic video stream attached, showcasing what appears to be a muddled ball of yarn; someone may or may not have resorted to trying to rub or melt it together because knitting is obviously just some type of witchcraft.
Hands attempt to pull it apart to showcase the expert craftsmanship that went into this mess -- there's also the sound of rain, as well as a small voice in the background that keeps shouting FUCK! over and over again with varied levels of intensity. The culprit is a chubby Elto baby that's crawling around just out of sight, a thick stick grasped firmly in their hand. )
Lisko! No bad words! -- Regardless, I have a suspicion that the problem is more so with the type of...materials...since they don't want to stick together no matter what I do.
( Or Emil's just an idiot, which is only somewhat more likely. )
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[ Usually he's been using knitting needles for this but maybe normal pens will work too...hopefully. ]
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Really? I have a lot of string and stuff I got from the lizards...! Do you want something in return?
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[ This is...oddly specific. ]
But if you don't have these, I'll do this free of charge.
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( Suddenly sewing is forgotten because holy SHIT he wants cat-shaped cookies??? Tell him this isn't a joke. )
one day i won't forget about formatting...one day
Of course. Why wouldn't they be a real thing? [ If he's asking about whether they even exist it becomes apparent that Emil doesn't have them, duh. ] I'm afraid I'll have to cut them out myself...anyway, my offer still stands. It'll take a while, though.
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I don't know, I've never heard of them...If I ever find any, I'll get one for you too! ( Cat Cookies Must Be Spread )
In the meantime...thank you! Tell me what all you need and I'll bring you what I can get you.