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spellminders2017-11-07 08:03 pm
enflame) wrote in spellminders2017-11-07 08:03 pm
( ett • voice & video )
( At first there's not a video feed, just a very simple yet disgruntled question: )
Does anyone around here know how to knit? I feel like I have to be missing something.
( In an effort to illustrate the point, there's suddenly a telepathic video stream attached, showcasing what appears to be a muddled ball of yarn; someone may or may not have resorted to trying to rub or melt it together because knitting is obviously just some type of witchcraft.
Hands attempt to pull it apart to showcase the expert craftsmanship that went into this mess -- there's also the sound of rain, as well as a small voice in the background that keeps shouting FUCK! over and over again with varied levels of intensity. The culprit is a chubby Elto baby that's crawling around just out of sight, a thick stick grasped firmly in their hand. )
Lisko! No bad words! -- Regardless, I have a suspicion that the problem is more so with the type of...materials...since they don't want to stick together no matter what I do.
( Or Emil's just an idiot, which is only somewhat more likely. )
Does anyone around here know how to knit? I feel like I have to be missing something.
( In an effort to illustrate the point, there's suddenly a telepathic video stream attached, showcasing what appears to be a muddled ball of yarn; someone may or may not have resorted to trying to rub or melt it together because knitting is obviously just some type of witchcraft.
Hands attempt to pull it apart to showcase the expert craftsmanship that went into this mess -- there's also the sound of rain, as well as a small voice in the background that keeps shouting FUCK! over and over again with varied levels of intensity. The culprit is a chubby Elto baby that's crawling around just out of sight, a thick stick grasped firmly in their hand. )
Lisko! No bad words! -- Regardless, I have a suspicion that the problem is more so with the type of...materials...since they don't want to stick together no matter what I do.
( Or Emil's just an idiot, which is only somewhat more likely. )
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You did it, so it is like you. ( That makes sense to him, anyway. ) I like you drunk or not, smiling or not. Punching or not.
( He could go on for a long time, please don't let him. )
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Pfh... Go to bed, you're saying weird things...
[Ignore the twitch at the corner of his mouth and the heat building in his face. Just sleep!!]
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You're not my nanny. ( You're not the boss of him!!!! ) But fine, if you're so insistent. Come here, Lisko.
( They're allowed to stay up with Night Dad, but he wants them close so he knows they're not wandering about. Maneuvering them into his lap, Lisko chirps and clacks their claws, both restless and excited to be held close. They gurgle at Lalli, assuring him they won't be sleeping like their dumb Day Dad, so they're available for deep discussions and wap wars. )
You've got the blanket so I'm staying here. ( Getting up to go to bed is way too much effort, anyway, and they're now holding a fat little lizard body. This is non-negotiable. He's closing his eyes, not so sleepy as usual at this time of night, but he's willing to compromise. )
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Yes. That's fine. We'll all stay here.
[Where things are nice and soft and warm.]