video - don't introduce lalli to twitter.

[lalliho]

[COMING AT YOU LIVE from...from...a bath??? There's definitely bubbles hanging around this wet scarecrow of a human, along with swishing and slapping of water and some blonde fumbling about with a towel in the back (presumably for the now-clean Lalli) whose expression becomes distracted just moments after the mental broadcast begins.]

Emil can't make a circle around my thigh with his hands. No one can. That's stupid.

[Emil mostly seems to be melting into mortification rather than sticking to some kind of agenda, but whatever. Not like he's naked.]

If anyone in this stupid coven thinks I'm wrong, prove it. Come to the bathhouse in the next hour, and if you can make your fingers touch, you win. If not, Emil shuts up.

[if u want an ass kicking]

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[lalliho]

[Puh... The military and saunas have made him accustomed to nudity -- it's not like there was anything remotely sexual about this! Why should he be ashamed!!]

I'm only showing my head and shoulders. Calm down. What are you, some kind of weird pervert for necks or shampoo?

[wingfic]

I am calm.

[She doesn't really sound that calm. Crabby, maybe.]

We don't need to see that.

[lalliho]

No you don't. But it's not a big deal.

[let him live his shameless life]

It's not like I tried a lot to show that, I just did the thing.

[wingfic]

. . . You're weird.

[lalliho]

[Mental equivalent of a shrug.]

I’m aware.

[Hard to contest against that, even if it was everyone else that was weird from his point of view. Better than literally every other jackass feeling so self-important and wise while just saying he’s an idiot. He appreciates Tara-Fay’s confusion over the (possibly unintentional) maliciousness.]

You’re smaller. Have you ever had someone able to make a circle with their hands around your thigh?

[wingfic]

No one's ever tried.

[There's a definite air of 'because I'd kill them if they did' to it.]

Why do you even care about this?

[lalliho]

[He makes a noisy kind of sigh, like well duh, because did she think he just went around letting people do that? NEVER MIND THAT'S WHAT HE'S ASKING FOR.]

Right, but you don't think anyone could. Right?

[back him up, weird girl...]

I care because it's about someone thinking I don't know how to take care of myself. I'm not an idiot.

[wingfic]

I don't know. What does that have to do with someone putting a hand around your thigh?

[lalliho]

[blehhh, explaining thought process...]

...He thinks I'm too thin. He says he could do that. If I was that thin, I'd be dying, and I'm not going to just let myself be dying.