video - don't introduce lalli to twitter.

[lalliho]

[COMING AT YOU LIVE from...from...a bath??? There's definitely bubbles hanging around this wet scarecrow of a human, along with swishing and slapping of water and some blonde fumbling about with a towel in the back (presumably for the now-clean Lalli) whose expression becomes distracted just moments after the mental broadcast begins.]

Emil can't make a circle around my thigh with his hands. No one can. That's stupid.

[Emil mostly seems to be melting into mortification rather than sticking to some kind of agenda, but whatever. Not like he's naked.]

If anyone in this stupid coven thinks I'm wrong, prove it. Come to the bathhouse in the next hour, and if you can make your fingers touch, you win. If not, Emil shuts up.

[if u want an ass kicking]

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action because i'm a dick

[enflame]

( WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING??? OH MY GOD?????

Okay, so for the curious -- it was just an offhanded comment Emil probably should have kept to himself for both Gay and Don't Talk About Other People's Bodies You Fuckass reasons, but it came from a place of concern. Lalli has been a string bean boy for as long as Emil has known him. It just sort of catches his attention very strongly right now, and he's scrubbing at Lalli's thigh with a rag when he makes the comment about his extreme thinness.

...And somehow it came to this after hypothetically saying he could put his whole hand around his thigh, then actually doing it and like...you had to be there, it's way more heterosexual than it sounds.

But now apparently it's a thing?? Emil's trying to wrangle Lisko and dry them off when he too gets the unfiltered telepathic message and whips around, LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE while his lizard just gurgles dumbly in his arms. )

Lalli. ( Don't mistake that for telepathy; Emil's hissing at him in real time. ) What on earth are you doing!? Don't just go asking people to grab at you!

( IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE HIS EMOTIONS IN ONE WORD, HE'S A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT NOW FUCK )

voice

[wingfic]

What are you doing?

Video

[transcutation]

Clearly I'm not doing it with these hands- [She holds up one of her tiny, child size hands, waving her adorable fingers] -but I've met men who could put their hands around my waist without much trouble.

[Draph men are just. Ridiculous.]

Not that I'd ever let them.

voice. FOR NOW....

[actus]

... Sure. Give me five minutes?

[ what in the what? ]

[talim]

[ ... ]

Lalli... you shouldn't give Emil such a hard time.

[ although jude has no idea what in the world they could possibly be doing? ]

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[apatheia]

... Is it important that he be able to make a circle around your thigh with his hands? [Just what is the context for this?? The bathhouse doesn't really explain any part of his statements.]

VOICE.

[nockpoint]

[ WHATS GOING ON? NOBODY KNOWS. ]

What are you, stupid?