video - don't introduce lalli to twitter.

[lalliho]

[COMING AT YOU LIVE from...from...a bath??? There's definitely bubbles hanging around this wet scarecrow of a human, along with swishing and slapping of water and some blonde fumbling about with a towel in the back (presumably for the now-clean Lalli) whose expression becomes distracted just moments after the mental broadcast begins.]

Emil can't make a circle around my thigh with his hands. No one can. That's stupid.

[Emil mostly seems to be melting into mortification rather than sticking to some kind of agenda, but whatever. Not like he's naked.]

If anyone in this stupid coven thinks I'm wrong, prove it. Come to the bathhouse in the next hour, and if you can make your fingers touch, you win. If not, Emil shuts up.

[if u want an ass kicking]

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[transcutation]

[Aaand it's gone again]

You sure have a narrow world view, boy. You've never even met a draph, have you?

[lalliho]

[I'm really sad Lalli doesn't know about giraffes so I can't make some dumb comment.]

What's a draph?

[transcutation]

[i literally had that issue when i was introduced to granblue]

Horned people who are way too tall and way too muscley. The men, anyway. [The women were... too big in other ways.] Are there not other races of people in your world?

[lalliho]

[Hmmmn...]

That sounds like the Danish, except they don't have horns, I think.

[like, he's too small to see the top of Mikkel's head, so]

[transcutation]

You're not sure if they have horns?

[Well, she now thinks Danes are all huge muscle men...]

None of them big enough to put hands around your leg though?

[lalliho]

His head is too high.

[He really doesn't care to look at it!!]

No. Because I have a normal leg.

[transcutation]

...you've only met one?

[Also.... how tall would he have to be to not know if there were horns on his head? Just... take a couple steps back...]

Danish hands must be smaller than Draph hands then. I've definitely met ones with fists the size of my head.

[lalliho]

I probably saw others, but I didn't need to meet them.

[listen???]

Or maybe you have a small head, too.

1/2

[transcutation]

Not the curious type, are you?

[A sigh - clearly her opposite]

[transcutation]

Geez, Cagliostro's head is cute and perfectly sized for her age!

[Y'know, 2000 years old]

[lalliho]

About some stuff. Not about weird people I can't understand and there's no point anyway.

[He's still thinking away on this name, by the way. What a weird sound.]

How old are you?

[transcutation]

You'll never understand anything that you decide beforehand you can't.

And don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady her age? Older than you, anyway.

[lalliho]

I don't speak Danish?

[He really very sincerely believes he can't understand them!!]

…Why is it impolite to ask a lady but not a man?

[transcutation]

There are plenty of ways to learn about someone without speaking their language.

[She gives an undignified snort of annoyance]

Because old men are wise and dignified while old ladies are crones who should just retire already.

[Is she bitter about something? Can't be]

[lalliho]

[UM???]

You shouldn't say that.

[transcutation]

Oh, of course you shouldn't say it, but that's what they all think. No respect, honestly.

[Well, not that Cagliostro can't say she doesn't prefer young to old, but that has to do with cuteness or something.]

[lalliho]

[This is so alarming?]

Why would anyone think that? Who’s “they”?

[transcutation]

Lots of people, but mostly - and I'm sure this will come as a surprise - supposedly wise, certainly ancient and not very dignified old men in positions of power. The attitude just kind of trickles on down from there though.

[lalliho]

[But... But...]

What about the old women in positions of power? They’re there too, so shouldn’t that...not work?

[transcutation]

They're outnumbered, outvoiced - plus, ever notice how bossy men are "assertive" but bossy women are "nags"?

[...though really, she and her sister were just never really the leadership types and before she knew it, the whole place was...]

Tch, why am I even lecturing you on this, anyway? Clearly it's not ever going to be a problem for you anyway.

[lalliho]

[It's true that he felt his female cousin was a nag, but his male cousin was even worse than her, so...]

I'm sorry. I didn't know it was something that happened. People respected Grandma.

[transcutation]

Mm... small community? [If that was the best example he could think of, that's what she was guessing] When everyone actually personally knows everyone, there tends to be less of that kind of prejudice, at least among those in the community.

[On the other hand, they might be worse against those outside it, but that was another discussion entirely]

Anyway, it happens. But all that's only tangentially related to the age thing.

[lalliho]

[He gives an affirmative hum about the community thing. Definitely small... Even if you counted the entire lake system as one, the population wasn't a substantial number at all, as he'd discovered soon after they'd had to abandon it.]

What's tangentially? [But either way --] That's not fair or smart at all. And you're definitely not that old.

[transcutation]

Tangentially means only touching at a single point - in conversation it means to say it's barely related at all.

And no, it's not fair or smart, but no one ever accused humans of being either of those. [She chuckles] I bet I'm older than your "Grandma", at least.

[lalliho]

[That tracks.]

No, she's gone.

[So. Can't be older or younger.]