video - don't introduce lalli to twitter.

[lalliho]

[COMING AT YOU LIVE from...from...a bath??? There's definitely bubbles hanging around this wet scarecrow of a human, along with swishing and slapping of water and some blonde fumbling about with a towel in the back (presumably for the now-clean Lalli) whose expression becomes distracted just moments after the mental broadcast begins.]

Emil can't make a circle around my thigh with his hands. No one can. That's stupid.

[Emil mostly seems to be melting into mortification rather than sticking to some kind of agenda, but whatever. Not like he's naked.]

If anyone in this stupid coven thinks I'm wrong, prove it. Come to the bathhouse in the next hour, and if you can make your fingers touch, you win. If not, Emil shuts up.

[if u want an ass kicking]

Comments

[apatheia]

Hmm...

[Again, it's not like she won't take his word for it. She has her doubts about whether or not his diet is actually healthy, but when she considers how limited their resources are here, it's likely that no one's is, so.]

Then I guess the matter regarding your thigh really doesn't matter. Is there another way to prove to him that you're eating well?

[lalliho]

No, because he's stupid. He's seen me eat?

[They're the worst.]

[apatheia]

... Maybe you need to make a more convincing argument. [Although she's. Not sure what the point of winning this argument would even be.]

[lalliho]

How am I supposed to do that?

[He's been so convincing already???]

[apatheia]

Eat more in front of him? [AKA she has no idea either oops.]

[lalliho]

[sighhhh...]

That's stupid...

[But he sounds just defeated enough that that's what he'll do. More dinner dates for their household, I guess???]

[apatheia]

I'm sorry that I don't have better ideas for you. [She's failed to truly serve humanity.....]

[lalliho]

Mrrh. It's not your fault some people are really weird.

[Humanity failed to serve itself, 2B.]