video - don't introduce lalli to twitter.

[lalliho]

[COMING AT YOU LIVE from...from...a bath??? There's definitely bubbles hanging around this wet scarecrow of a human, along with swishing and slapping of water and some blonde fumbling about with a towel in the back (presumably for the now-clean Lalli) whose expression becomes distracted just moments after the mental broadcast begins.]

Emil can't make a circle around my thigh with his hands. No one can. That's stupid.

[Emil mostly seems to be melting into mortification rather than sticking to some kind of agenda, but whatever. Not like he's naked.]

If anyone in this stupid coven thinks I'm wrong, prove it. Come to the bathhouse in the next hour, and if you can make your fingers touch, you win. If not, Emil shuts up.

[if u want an ass kicking]

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[apatheia]

... Is it important that he be able to make a circle around your thigh with his hands? [Just what is the context for this?? The bathhouse doesn't really explain any part of his statements.]

[lalliho]

[very valid question.]

Apparently. You wouldn’t think so.

[apatheia]

What is it that makes it important then?

[lalliho]

He thinks I'm too stupid to know if I'm eating enough or not. Pshht...

[supposed views expressed in this conversation may or may not be accurate]

[apatheia]

[... It doesn't help that she has no idea how much is actually enough for a human, but he's human, so of course she's a bit concerned.]

How many meals are you eating each day?

[lalliho]

[UGH]

I'm eating enough! [gosh!!!] I eat when I'm hungry, I don't wait for meals.

[apatheia]

[It's not like she won't take his word for it when he's human, but.]

That's not an answer. [Moving right along though....] Are your meals varied in the types of food at least?

[lalliho]

What does that have to do with anything?

[nutritional science has taken a backseat in the apocalypse]

[apatheia]

I've read that having a varied diet is vital for good health. [But also she has no firsthand experience with this. Oops.]

[lalliho]

It's not. I have good health.

[mmmm scale hands]

[apatheia]

Hmm...

[Again, it's not like she won't take his word for it. She has her doubts about whether or not his diet is actually healthy, but when she considers how limited their resources are here, it's likely that no one's is, so.]

Then I guess the matter regarding your thigh really doesn't matter. Is there another way to prove to him that you're eating well?

[lalliho]

No, because he's stupid. He's seen me eat?

[They're the worst.]

[apatheia]

... Maybe you need to make a more convincing argument. [Although she's. Not sure what the point of winning this argument would even be.]

[lalliho]

How am I supposed to do that?

[He's been so convincing already???]

[apatheia]

Eat more in front of him? [AKA she has no idea either oops.]

[lalliho]

[sighhhh...]

That's stupid...

[But he sounds just defeated enough that that's what he'll do. More dinner dates for their household, I guess???]

[apatheia]

I'm sorry that I don't have better ideas for you. [She's failed to truly serve humanity.....]

[lalliho]

Mrrh. It's not your fault some people are really weird.

[Humanity failed to serve itself, 2B.]