video - don't introduce lalli to twitter.

[lalliho]

[COMING AT YOU LIVE from...from...a bath??? There's definitely bubbles hanging around this wet scarecrow of a human, along with swishing and slapping of water and some blonde fumbling about with a towel in the back (presumably for the now-clean Lalli) whose expression becomes distracted just moments after the mental broadcast begins.]

Emil can't make a circle around my thigh with his hands. No one can. That's stupid.

[Emil mostly seems to be melting into mortification rather than sticking to some kind of agenda, but whatever. Not like he's naked.]

If anyone in this stupid coven thinks I'm wrong, prove it. Come to the bathhouse in the next hour, and if you can make your fingers touch, you win. If not, Emil shuts up.

[if u want an ass kicking]

Comments

[actus]

[ ... right. lalli has that whole touching thing, right? akira shrugs and lets his hand fall away. ]

So things are back to normal with you guys now?

[ after that uh... conversation. awhile back. about friendship and uncertainty! ]

[lalliho]

[Yep. And yet he sure did invite the whole island to touch his leg, didn't he...]

...I guess so. I don't really know what normal is for us? We're not angry, though.

[AND YET HE SURE DID INVITE THE WHOLE ISLAND TO TOUCH HIS LEG TO SPITE EMIL, DIDN'T HE]

[actus]

[ THE WHOLE ISLAND IS GETTING THE STANKY LEG. ]

That's good.

[ listen, friends prank and spite each other and make bets. it's totally healthy. he's certainly not one to talk. so he just laughs and - ]

Were you really serious about your broadcast? [ he's Not Convinced. ]

[lalliho]

[IT'S CLEAN NOW!!!]

Mrh. [Back to a frustrated huff.] Yes because he's wrong and stupid. People can't do that. Proving that is easy.

[actus]

[ ... oh my god. ]

Wrong and stupid.

[ akira is holding back a laugh, his hand coming up to hide his mouth. hmmm. ]

Maybe we should film it, then.

[ AKIRA NO. ]

[lalliho]

[thanks for refraining]

Fffilm.

[??????]

[actus]

Oh. Has Emil not showed you his tablet yet? It can take videos.

[ he's so amused by this send help. ]

[lalliho]

Oh. That stuff.

[He knows what it is, but "film" is way different than "take video"!!!]

I guess that makes sense...? We usually just use it for Lisko, I think...

[BLUB BLUB BLUB WHO SAID THEIR NAME HI whap on Akira's leg]

[actus]

[ HELLO LIZARD CHILD?! ]

Ah. So you've truly embraced the proud parent title.

[ a lazy grin and he reaches out to hesitantly pat lisko's head. please don't shock him?! ]

[lalliho]

[They consider it, tail whipping back and forth while they watch Akira to show that any wrong move, and they will happily shock the shit out of him. They burble happily, though, and go back to pap-slapping his leg. Lalli snorts, arms crossing.]

Emil's the dad. I'm just...helping. They're not really annoying like other kids, though, so it's okay.