video - don't introduce lalli to twitter.

[lalliho]

[COMING AT YOU LIVE from...from...a bath??? There's definitely bubbles hanging around this wet scarecrow of a human, along with swishing and slapping of water and some blonde fumbling about with a towel in the back (presumably for the now-clean Lalli) whose expression becomes distracted just moments after the mental broadcast begins.]

Emil can't make a circle around my thigh with his hands. No one can. That's stupid.

[Emil mostly seems to be melting into mortification rather than sticking to some kind of agenda, but whatever. Not like he's naked.]

If anyone in this stupid coven thinks I'm wrong, prove it. Come to the bathhouse in the next hour, and if you can make your fingers touch, you win. If not, Emil shuts up.

[if u want an ass kicking]

Comments

[lalliho]

[hey, how about fuck you especially?]

Why did you reply? Go away if you think that.

[nockpoint]

[ hey how about no! he's bored, anyways. ]

Why did you feel it was necessary to make everyone have to listen to this idiocy in the first place if you're not even going to welcome inquiries?

[lalliho]

People can ask questions. They did. Your question isn’t real. If you’re just going to be a jerk, I don’t have to answer you.

[nockpoint]

Let me rephrase, then. Why the hell did you think this line of inquiry was anything other than idiocy in the first place?

[lalliho]

This is still not a real question.

[Just another way to insult and belittle him. But!! He will relent a little because fuck you, that’s why.]

I’m getting information so I can show my friend why he’s wrong. It might be a dumb way to prove it, but then we’ll know who is right and he can stop being worried over nothing.

[nockpoint]

It isn't? The answer is simple: your friend's going to be right, and you're wrong. You've already discounted the possibility of atypical body types and sizes in the group. Even after being pulled out of your universe and into another more than once, you've limited yourself by the rules that applied to you before instead of right now, which is, frankly, stupid of you.

[ also he's like. 80% sure he could do it but we're not talking about that and he's not admitting it. ]

[lalliho]

If someone in the coven can do it, then he wins. I already said that, you're just too stupid to listen before you speak, I guess.

[too scared to try and lose huh, he's thin, but that's pushing it]