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spellminders2017-11-07 08:03 pm
enflame) wrote in spellminders2017-11-07 08:03 pm
( ett • voice & video )
( At first there's not a video feed, just a very simple yet disgruntled question: )
Does anyone around here know how to knit? I feel like I have to be missing something.
( In an effort to illustrate the point, there's suddenly a telepathic video stream attached, showcasing what appears to be a muddled ball of yarn; someone may or may not have resorted to trying to rub or melt it together because knitting is obviously just some type of witchcraft.
Hands attempt to pull it apart to showcase the expert craftsmanship that went into this mess -- there's also the sound of rain, as well as a small voice in the background that keeps shouting FUCK! over and over again with varied levels of intensity. The culprit is a chubby Elto baby that's crawling around just out of sight, a thick stick grasped firmly in their hand. )
Lisko! No bad words! -- Regardless, I have a suspicion that the problem is more so with the type of...materials...since they don't want to stick together no matter what I do.
( Or Emil's just an idiot, which is only somewhat more likely. )
Does anyone around here know how to knit? I feel like I have to be missing something.
( In an effort to illustrate the point, there's suddenly a telepathic video stream attached, showcasing what appears to be a muddled ball of yarn; someone may or may not have resorted to trying to rub or melt it together because knitting is obviously just some type of witchcraft.
Hands attempt to pull it apart to showcase the expert craftsmanship that went into this mess -- there's also the sound of rain, as well as a small voice in the background that keeps shouting FUCK! over and over again with varied levels of intensity. The culprit is a chubby Elto baby that's crawling around just out of sight, a thick stick grasped firmly in their hand. )
Lisko! No bad words! -- Regardless, I have a suspicion that the problem is more so with the type of...materials...since they don't want to stick together no matter what I do.
( Or Emil's just an idiot, which is only somewhat more likely. )
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( Magic is fuckin' weird, man. It sounds a lot more complicated than he initially thought. ...Not that he knows how the process of expelling a part of your soul works, but that's a lot easier to put into a sentence, at least. )
Definitely don't do that, then.
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No. Unless I really, really need to.
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It feels weird to sleep when you're awake all the time! It's better than when you slept when I was awake and vice verse, but still! ( It's not that he's especially tired, but the trend is getting to him! Lisko babbles ignorantly, scale-handsing while they receite their vocabulary list. Fuck? Kiss? Which one will win this round of Favourite Word Death Match Bonanza? )
What do you even do when I'm asleep? Other than go out or play with Lisko, anyway?
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...Not much other than that. Think about stuff, I guess? Eat.
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That's so boring. Especially since the food here is abysmal. ( As evident by the charred meat Emil is now deciding he wants to eat. Sorry if he shuffles you out of the way for a second, Lisko. ) What do you think about? Doesn't that get rather old after a while?
( Emil, the poor dude doesn't have a lot of alternatives. )
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[like]
What else should I be doing?
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I'm not an idiot. That's just a long time to think! It must get old, having to think about things alone for hours on end.
( He has no answer to that other question because he's...100% right... )
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Lonely, maybe.
[ban alcohol]
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Lonely...? Definitely. I can understand that, but I don't like it. ( He has to sleep, and so does Lisko...there really isn't a way for Lalli to not be lonely, is there? )
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You'd be a jerk if you did.
[he's Fine]
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Of course... ( Stupid Lalli...his glass is empty and the desire to get more isn't present anymore.At least he's not an out of control alcoholic; his threshold has been reached. ) I guess this nasty booze isn't so bad after you get used to it...still not something I'd drink all the time.
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Nooo... I think I lost my tongue. Um, th'feeling in my tongue. And face.
[Which is why he could keep drinking, is the implication, but who knows how much that gets across???]
Just sometimes. Might be fun with you.
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Maybe, if you tell jokes and smile every time you get drunk. ( This is a little muffled though, since he's still licking his teeth as he says it. Can you usually feel your teeth? Is that his tongue instead? Mysterious... )
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I can be fun without doing that. That's'not even like me.
[like him for him!!!]
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You did it, so it is like you. ( That makes sense to him, anyway. ) I like you drunk or not, smiling or not. Punching or not.
( He could go on for a long time, please don't let him. )
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Pfh... Go to bed, you're saying weird things...
[Ignore the twitch at the corner of his mouth and the heat building in his face. Just sleep!!]
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You're not my nanny. ( You're not the boss of him!!!! ) But fine, if you're so insistent. Come here, Lisko.
( They're allowed to stay up with Night Dad, but he wants them close so he knows they're not wandering about. Maneuvering them into his lap, Lisko chirps and clacks their claws, both restless and excited to be held close. They gurgle at Lalli, assuring him they won't be sleeping like their dumb Day Dad, so they're available for deep discussions and wap wars. )
You've got the blanket so I'm staying here. ( Getting up to go to bed is way too much effort, anyway, and they're now holding a fat little lizard body. This is non-negotiable. He's closing his eyes, not so sleepy as usual at this time of night, but he's willing to compromise. )
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Yes. That's fine. We'll all stay here.
[Where things are nice and soft and warm.]